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Wooly Rupert
Posted - 11 Feb 2018 : 03:24:57 Someone at the Old Spice company had way too much free time, and made an Old Spice commercial inspired Gentleman class.
And yes, "I'm on a horse" is a class feature --
quote:I’m on a Horse (sp): At 5th level, once per day, the Gentleman can use an immediate action to say, “I’m on a horse,” and a horse will appear beneath him. The horse can then dash 30 feet in any direction and then disappear. Starting at 8th level and every third level thereafter, the horse can dash 10 feet farther. If you are married, and your spouse is adjacent to you, they may ride with you, because that is the most romantic thing you can do with a horse, and romance is important. This does not provoke an attack of opportunity.
The class is rather humorous, and doesn't even claim to be balanced or even play-tested.